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I got a few funny favourite quotes, both said by norwegians and other nationalities.
Here's a few norwegians guys trying to speak english:
Nils Arne Eggen: "It's hope in a hanging snore" (what he ment was a lace, the norwegian word for lace is snøre)
Nils Arne Eggen: "My grammar is bad, but my meaning is very good"
Petter Solberg: "It’s not the fart that kills, it’s the smell"(what he ment was: it isn't the speed that kills, but the bang. The norwegian word for speed is fart and for bang is smell [but yes it can be true the way he said it too:P])
Kjell Magne Bondevik "Thank you for the mess"(after a worship service in Brazil)
Nils Arne Eggen og Jahn Ivar "Mini" Jacobsen:
-«Kan vi ikke avslutte treningen nå? Jeg har vært her siden klokka tolv» (Mini begynner å bli sliten under trening).
[Can we quit training now? I've been her since 12 o'clock! (Mini is getting tierd under training)]
- «Hold kjeften på deg, Mini. Jeg har vært her siden 1960!» (Nils Arne Eggen har liten sympati)
[shut up Mini! I've been here since 1960! (Nils Arne Eggen with low sympati)]
jumping over to an german-canadian Goalie who played for my favourite footballteam ROSENBORG:
Lars Hirschfeld about starting as a goalie "I was on a team with italians and i was the only fat weight german kid. Group of italians decided to throw me in the net and i haven't left it since"
Lars Hirschfeld about a perfect footimatch "A perfect football match would be not seeing one shot. it would be talking to the back 4, everything goes smoothy, communication goes perfectly and i don't even touch a ball"
Lars Hirscfeld about possisions on the field "you are usually the kind of guy that sits in the background most of the time, the strikers are the glory guys, the midfielders are the flare and the glam. my heart goes out to the defenders - they do all the thankless jobs: they guts it of in 90 minutes, tacling, bleeding and sweatting on the field and the poor guys after the end of the game they can shout down one of the best strikers in the world and all they get is a nice little pat on the back. and that's it! A striker can do nothing for 89 minutes and not move of a stamp and he puts the ball in back of the net and they hoisting him on their shoulders and carries him of out of the stadium. Keepers is one of those position, for the most part people, they don't expect us, it's not glory it's not a glamjob, we don't running sliding on our knees to the corner flag, screaming yelling. You keep your mouth shut, you scream at your guys infront of you to do their jobs. That's it. You walk on the field, watch the game for about 90 minutes and you walk of"

When i was 16 i actually met Nils Arne Eggen!